"Looking for a slap and tickle": A few long weeks!

So it seems it has been quite a while since posting so figured I would keep he few people who read this entertained for as long as...well... Someone with as oddball a life can keep anyone entertained. Last weekends races were as hit and miss as the bars can be here in Oxford in the summer (Ill explain later).

Hyde Park treated me alright. I pulled out a 7th place regardless of coach KIM giving me a workout to do durring it. That course is fun, but sometimes, I dont know, after a CRAZY hard week on the bike, you just can't go as hard as you wish. So after making some money, I headed up to columbus to be BLOWN out of the water in Grandview. I havent been dropped from a crit in 15 minutes since... well... now that I think about it, I NEVER have. Gammers rode like a raging angry little man as always and beat up on the pros and ex-national champs for second place. Hes a stud!
Here are some pics from saturday:
Trying to bring em back!
STILL off the front
SUPRISE... OFF the front

This weekend i came off a rip rearing hard week on the bike again trying to get ready for nationals so i decided to only do one race. Considering state road race champs were going on, why not. Lucky me my body reacted better to stress this week and I pulled out a podium getting second. I completely dehydrated myself and my feed wasnt at the right place on the course so i did nearly have the race on "E" In the end I was pretty happy but hurting REALLY bad. Which leads me to the section of the post called LIFE.

I have decided to move back to Oxford for the remainder of the summer considering the travels will be frequent why not. Since back here on tuesday my days have ended at bars... lots of bars.... and the encounters have been downright unexplainably funny! in a few short quotes I think I can lay out how things have been...
"PONG!"..."There not coming i guess"---Getting ditched
"6 in an hour!?"---reaction to getting ditched
"YOU LAUGH at me?--From an angry cagefighting boyfriend we have tagged as crazys**t
"NOOOOOOO!" ---two girls reaction to my requesting of drink at 45 east
"It was my idea to take them home"---why cage fighter wanted to kill me
"I guess I enhaled some chemicals at work and I feel terrible, I guess I have to stay up late so I see if i die or not!"
"What do you do after you leave bars... in Austria bars do not close till 5 or 6 o'clock...."
the always favorite...."where'd my pants go??"
then the QOUTE OF THE WEEK"Did you know theres a possum outside the door of your apartment....?

I love Oxford! Thanks Gamm and Tyler for a hellafun week. Thanks to two funny funny girls with BIG boyfriends. Thanks to Austrians. And thanks to fun girls with 21st birthdays. Thank God im not staying here much longer the next few weeks. I might die! 4 days until NATIONALS in 7 springs PA... WAHOOOOO